Top 10 Penises

World Top 10 Famous Penises:

10. Milton Berle

Milton Berle, was an American comedian and actor and he was born to a Jewish family in a five-story walkup at 68 West 118th Street in the Harlem neighborhood of Manhattan in July 12, 1908 and died in March 27, 2002). As the manic host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55), in 1948 he was the first major star of US television and as such became known as Uncle Miltie and Mr. Television to millions during TV's golden age. Milton Berle was notorious within show business for the rumored size of his penis.

9. Little Donnie

Child with an extraordinary penis from a comedy skit

Little Donny was a character in a comedy sketch from the comedic troupe, The Upright Citizen’s Brigade, starring Amy Pohler. In the skit Donny was said to be suffering from magnimus-obliviophallocytis which caused him to have a large penis at a young age.

8. Minister from Little Mermaid

Animated character performing wedding ceremony

During the wedding scene in The Little Mermaid it has been reported that the Minister is a little overexcited about the nuptials and you can see an erection under his robes. It has been dismissed as only being his knee. I can see both sides of the argument, but even so, it “stands up” as a penis of recognition.

7. Bart Simpson

Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson is a fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and part of the eponymous family. He is voiced by actress Nancy Cartwright and first appeared on television in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. In probably the most unlikely nude scene since Kathy Bates in About Schmidt, Bart Simpson exposed his taliwacker in The Simpsons Movie. It was the first time such an exposure in a movie was not given an “R” rating. His yellow twig and berries made a brief but audacious appearance.

 

6. Dirk Diggler

Boogie Nights is a 1997 American drama film written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Set in Southern California during the Golden Age of Porn, the screenplay focuses on a young nightclub dishwasher who becomes a popular star of pornographic films and slowly descends into a nightmare of drug abuse. The famous scene in which Dirk Diggler reveals his huge, flaccid penis has drawn questions from the star Mark Wahlberg. Suffice to say, it is not his natural penis, but a prosthetic.

5. Joey Stivic Doll

Joey Stivic is a fictional character who first appeared on the 1970s American sitcom All in the Family. Joey Stivic was the son and only child of Mike Stivic (played by Rob Reiner) and Gloria Bunker Stivic (played by Sally Struthers). The character first appeared, as a newborn baby, in a two-part episode of All in the Family airing in December 1975. The 14-inch “Joey Stivic doll” (called “Archie Bunker’s Grandson”) was billed as the “first anatomically correct male doll.” The doll inspired mild controversy at the time, and is a collectors’ item today.

4. Wilt Chamberlain

Wilton Norman "Wilt" Chamberlain was an American professional NBA basketball player for the Philadelphia/San Francisco Warriors, the Philadelphia 76ers and the Los Angeles Lakers and he was born in August 21, 1936 and died on October 12, 1999. Wilt traveled the globe while playing basketball which put him and his member in contact with thousands of women. In fact, the lifelong bachelor claimed he had sex with 20,000 women. For this to be true, he would have had to had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death, a rate of almost eight women a week. I won’t even mention his basketballs.

3. John Holmes

John Curtis Holmes better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most prolific male porn stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and pornographic feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was born in August 8, 1944 and died in March 13, 1988. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry. Although claims have been made that his penis was actually between 10 – 14 inches, his ex-wives both stated he measured 10 inches. While not the gargantuan 16 inches some reported, he reputation puts him solidly at #3 on this list.

2. David

Considered one of the greatest, if not the greatest works of sculpture, Michelangelo’s David is regarded as a symbol both of strength and youthful human beauty, including a clear view of the figure’s penis.

1. John Wayne Bobbit

 

John Wayne Bobbitt, born in Buffalo, New York on March 23, 1967 and Lorena Bobbitt, born in Bucay, Ecuador on October 31, 1970 were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989;they  made Mr. Bobbit’s penis the most famous penis on the planet in 1993 during an incident in which Lorena severed John’s penis with a kitchen knife.The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.